New York Times :Tell me what dress you wear to tell you what role you get

So...New York Times on Sunday published a story (The Power Stylists of Hollywood) on how what a girl dresses on the red carpet, dictates what kind of work she will get later on that year. Oh wow! NYT seems to be running out of interesting stories (Don't make me start on that half a page Starbucks story about the penny over the dollar! SERIOUSLY!!! Go drink DD dude! WTF!) So, we kind of got curious and decided to ask; What is this one preparing for? SpongeBob?